Read this. You might learn something.

Because in case you didn't know,
I was a seventh grade underwear expert.
Check out this 1967 home economics assignment.
(A-, baby!)













































In conclusion, there's much more to underwear
than "I see London, I see France."

If you'd just spent a week at this place, would you want to come back home?

I'm just sayin'.

We stalked dolphins.



Made friends on the beach.















Ate oysters.















Did the Americana thing.















Goofed off. For a whole week.















And now, real life, back to you.